SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!

perkare pelik dan kelakar berlaku hari ni di skolah,. hahah

RAJA : weii fahhmiii,
FAHMI : hahahahahaha
RAJA : bakpe mu nihhh ???
FAHMI : hahahahahahahaha
SHEIKH : hahahahahaha
RAJA : basteng, wei bangsatt, bakpe ka gelaknyerr,. ??? errr =='
FAHMI : zzii ziii ziiii
RAJA : natang mnde tuhh??/
SHEIKH : hahahahahahhaha
RAJA : weiiii, ckp laaa,. k fine, putus member,. :(
FAHMI : zip ka ta tutup,. hahahahahahahahahahahahha
RAJA : HAH????? ehhhh, bakpe ta bgtau awal-awal..
SHEIKH : hahahahahhahah
RAJA : bolok sheikh =='
FAHMI : waktu perhimpunan tadi pon ka ta tutup ke zip ka???
RAJA : mne aq tau.. ta prasan laaa,. haihh :(
FAHMI : hahahahahahaha
SHEIKH : hahahahahahah

mujur dorang jer yg prasan, klau stu skola prasan malu aq,. haihh!!!, ade ke dorang bley gelak tgk member ta tutup zip,. klau ye pon tegur la dulu bru gelak,. haihh!!!,. yg si sheikh, pahceroh gelok,. bongok,. hahaha, nyanyuk aq hari ni, sampai lupe nk tutup zipl,. hahahahahaha, :DD

alhamdulillah,. demam semakin surut,. haha,. lega skit, hari ni aq ta tau la nape, ta berhenti gelak dari pagi hingge la habis skola,. byk sgt mnde lawak yg telah berlaku di kelas 4  Venus,. haha, kelas paling best bagi aq, masing2 ade karenah masing2,. haha sorang mcm ni sorang lagi mcm nihh,. haha, nak nak Akhiar, bile die ckp mesti stu gelas gelak, hahahaha, gagap dohhh, haha, yg si tahir, mmg cm sial, kuat nganking org, pastu kene "lanjau" dlm kelas,. wakaka, yang si hanis, org panggil die org tua sbb dlm kelas slalu nyanyi lagu jiwang,. hahahaha,, the bes class that i have,. ceh cehh, haha,. oke that's all,. tata guys, :D

HAAA HAAAAA HAACHOMMMM!!!!!!!!

cm sial,. demam la plak,. haih!!! hidung ta berhenti2 kuar hingus,. ewwww,. haha, sekse wehhhh,, nk **** pon ade,. haihh!!! pastu hari rabu kene kawad dalam panas,. nk pitam aq,. bangang tol,. nk bt cmne,. mnde da jadi, tu je kot, haha, sooo pendek, oke, tata :) HACHOOOO,.haha

HAYATILAH KISAH MAULIDURRASUlL

Kelebihan Nabi Muhammad.

Dari Jabir katanya : Berkata Rasulullah yang ertinya :

Aku telah diberikan 5 perkara yang tidak seorag pun daripada para nabi sebelum ku diberikan :

1. Aku ditolong dengan daya menakutkan musuh sejauh perjalanan sebulan.
2. Diuntukkan bagiku bumi ini ,dimana-mana sahaja boleh dijadikan tempat bersujud dan keadaannya suci .Maka sebarang umatku yang telah dating kepadanya waktu sembahyang,hendaklan tambpil sembahyang.
3. Dihalalkan harta rampasan perang bagikubdan tidak halal bagi seorang pun sebelum ku.
4. Aku diberi kuasa untuk beri syafaat.
5. Setiap nabi dibangkitkan untuk menyeru kaumnya sahaja,tapi aku dibangkitkan untuk menyeru seluruh manusia.

RASUL-RASUL PENJAGA LANGIT

Lapisan 1 : Nabi Adam
Lapisan 2 : Nabi isa dan Yahya
Lapisan 3 : Nabi Yusuf
Lapisan 4 : Nabi Idris
Lapisan 5 : Nabi Harun
Lapisan 6 : Nabi Musa
Lapisan 7 : Nabi Ibrahim.


WASIAT NABI MUHAMMAD SAW kepada SAYIDINA ALI RA

Wahai Ali, bagi orang MUKMIN ada 3 tanda-tandanya:
>1) Tidak terpaut hatinya pada harta benda dunia.
>2) Tidak terpesona dengan pujuk rayu.
>3) Benci terhadap perbualan dan perkataan sia-sia..

Wahai Ali, bagi orang 'ALIM itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Jujur dalam berkata-kata.
>2) Menjauhi segala yg haram.
>3) Merendahkan diri.
Wahai Ali, bagi orang yg JUJUR itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Merahasiakan ibadahnya.
>2) Merahasiakan sedekahnya.
>3) Merahasiakan ujian yg menimpanya.

>Wahai Ali, bagi org yg TAKWA itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Takut berlaku dusta dan keji.
>2) Menjauhi kejahatan.
>3) Memohon yang halal kerana takut jatuh dalam keharaman.
>
>Wahai Ali, bagi 

itu ada 3 tanda2 AHLI IBADAH itu ada 3 tandanya:
>1) Mengawasi dirinya.
>2) Menghisab dirinya.
>3) Memperbanyakkan ibadah kepada Allah s.w.t.

This is me

This is me

Avril Lavigne: What The Hell

You say that I'm messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
All 'cause I was making out with your friends (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 

You're on your knees 
Begging please 
Stay with me 
But honestly 
I just need to be a little crazy 

All my life I've been good but now, woah, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about 
If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby, baby 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

What... what... what... What the hell? 

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 

You're on your knees 
Begging please 
Stay with me 
But honestly 
I just need to be a little crazy 

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about 
If you love me, if you hate me 
You can't save me, baby, baby 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah... 
La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah... 

You say that I'm messing with your head 
Boy, I like messing in your bed 
Yeah, I am messing with your head 
When I'm messing with you in bed 

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell (what the hell) 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about (I don't care about) 
All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about. (if you love me) 
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no) 
You can't save me, baby, baby (if you love me) 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la

I LOVE ALLLLLLL MY FRIEND :D


HAHA,. sumbat,. that's all,. tata :D

Assalamualaikum,. jwbb cepat,. ta jwb nerake la ka,. hahahah, jkjk, lme ta update blog,. hanya 3 hari jeh,. hahaha, hari ni hari rabu, koko day, haha. pagi tadi gi skola lmbt gileerr,. ta sedar alarm bunyi,. mndi cpt, terus gi skola,.slamat perhimpunan ta mule agih,. fuhh!!!, than waktu kt makmal fizik, aq nk check duit dlm dompet, bile aq "rabe rabe" poket blakang, dompet tadokk,. hahaha, igt kan hilang ke ape, rupe2 nyer tertinggal kt tepi kusi,.haihh!!!! mujur ade 5 ringgit kt dlm poket,. than,  belajar cm biase smpi bunyi loceng balik skola,. pastu amir n fahmi ajak mkn McD, adoiii,. duit da la ta cukup,. haihh!!!! pastu dorang share duit ngn aq,. ya allah, baik nyer korang,. haha, thnks sgt2,. kenangan manis apebile seorang budak yg bername raje ta cukup duit nk mkn McD dan kwn2nyer  pule mungkin ta sanggup tgk kwn ta mkn,. hahaha, btw thnks korang, aiman skali,. hahaha, thnks sgt2,. tu jeh kot utk hari nihh,. haha, tata, boring skit kot,. assalamualaikum,. :)

!%$^%^&$@&$@ =.='

shitt,. last night chelsea lose with liverpool,. fuck, soooooo fuckkk,. i things chelsea gonna win this match because Torres was play.. but chelsea lose 1 nil with liverfooollll,. Torres  was crushed by Agger. i think want to kick his ass. babi celake sial kimak tollll,. errrr ==' ,. se this

                                                                      

poor Torres,. all Chelsea fan shout 'boooo' to Agger,. he play like to kill someone. like fucking shittt. asshooooleee..  -,,-' than, Petr Cech n Ivanovic exchanged angry words after went for the same cross. haihhh!!! -,-'

at 68 minutes,. they came the Liverpool goall,. argghhhh!!! . Gerrard was over by the corner flags as he crossed a ball that had no immediate menace about it but in a replay of their first half miscommunication, Cech  n Ivanovic watches it go past and Meireles was able to shoot inside the far post.. i feel want to cry,. haha, than stoppage time wissel from referee,. end of the match,. cilanat,. nasib jeh mng,. haihh !! ==' 

CHELSEA vs LIVERPOOL

LIVE AT astro 817

11pm

who's gonna win,. 

CHELSEA laaaa :D

SHITTTTTTT!!!!!

weyy weyyy,. keje skola da siap ke blum,.  jgn la tanye soalan gitu kt aq,.ya alllah, lagi 2 je lagi, yg keje bm tu bapak byk kene salin,. cm sial jehh, yg math plak, haihh, tok soh ckp la,. hahaha,  harap2 siap malam nihh,.sbb esk sume keje skola kene check,. mati aq gini,. oke that's all,. tatata :D

JUST FOR FUN ^_^

you know, 16 years being single,. who want?? anybody?? oke, nobody wants?? oke,. tata :p

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!! (^00^)

gong xi kong xi kong xi ni,. hahaha, bg umat cine, selamat menyambut hari raye cine, malam smalam tepat kol 12 malam, org cine kt kawasan rumah aq men mercun cm natang, adik aq yg kecik nk tido pon ta bley,. terkejut ajer budak tuhh,. haih!!! ade gak aq gi maki kang,. hahahaha, my dad say, biorla dorang nk men, setahun skali,. nnti bile time kite raye,. kite plak bt bising klau bley men mercun smpai pagii,. padan muke dorang plak ta bley tido,. hahaha :D oke that's all, nk gi raye rumah cine plak,. hahaha,. tata :)