Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Chelsea vs Manchester United

A spectacular first Chelsea goal from David Luiz and an equally well-struck penalty from Frank Lampard turned around the game in the second-half.
A disjointed Blues were losing 1-0 to a first-half Wayne Rooney goal when the freshly signed defender from Brazil smashed the ball into the bottom corner of the Matthew Harding End net shortly after the restart, giving his side a foothold in the game.
As both sides counter-attacked furiously in what developed into a very entertaining contest, it was Chelsea that finished strongest, and were rewarded by a penalty for a foul on substitute Yury Zhirkov. Just to compound Man U misery, Nemanja Vidic was sent-off in stoppage time.
In the build-up to the game Carlo Ancelotti had given only morsels of information away on his tactical intentions, but he decided to make just one change from the side that had done so well in Denmark.
David Luiz was available for selection once again so was drafted back into central defence for his full home debut with Branislav Ivanovic moving to right-back, Jose Bosingwa dropping to the bench.
He was joined there by Paulo Ferreira in a late switch to the subs after Mikel felt a problem with his knee in the warm-up.
The team shape remained 4-4-2 with Man United unchanged and 4-4-1-1, Rooney playing behind Hernandez in their attack.
It was a flying start to the game in terms of pace and Chelsea wasted a great chance to score after only four minutes. It came from a rapid counter-attack,David Luiz bringing the ball out of the area and feeding fellow Brazilian Ramireswho flew past Nani and was fouled, but the ball was with Anelka and referee Martin Atkinson played on. The low cross was perfect for Malouda to strike but he hit it straight at Van der Sar. That was disappointing.
On 11 minutes Malouda was involved again, pushing a ball ahead that Essien forced through a tackle but then had a shot deflected wide.The challenges were hard-hitting. Cole won a thunderous but fair block tackle with Nani, only for Ramires to catch Carrick late in the next 50-50 to earn a booking.
On 15 minutes there were balls flashed across the area at both ends, Evra trying to find a colleague and Anelka the target.
Five minutes later, Rooney made a mess of a header when stationed in front of goal. He was then the perpetrator of what appeared a barge on Ramires tinged with spite after the England striker had not got the decision in a challenge withDavid Luiz.
Around the halfway point of the first period, Man U enjoyed a good spell of pressure but Cech with a commanding catch at a corner and David Luiz with a well-positioned clearance dealt with the danger.
However there was a continuing threat with the visitors finding space out wide and in front of the Chelsea defence. It was from a position 25 yards from goal that Rooney took possession for his opener. Turning and unchallenged, he decided to shoot and found the power to beat Cech and hit the bottom corner. There were 29 minutes gone.
Ten minutes later the visitors survived by the skin of their teeth. Torres was fouled by the complaining Evra and Van der Sar pushed Lampard's high-velocity free kick out to Ivanovic. The Serbian bundled the ball towards goal but Var der Sar saved again, pushing the ball up and onto the chest of the retreating Vidic.
Chelsea had another free-kick opportunity at the very end of the first half, Vidic booked for a foul on Essien. Cole was the unusual taker and put the ball over the same bar as his penalty shoot-out miss the last occasion he'd tried to score at the Shed End.
There was precious little from Chelsea to suggest a way back at the start of the second half, another Lampard free-kick hit too straight apart, until David Luiz scored his memorable maiden Chelsea goal.
The source was an aerial ball into the box which Ivanovic won and as the it bounced high off the pitch, the Brazilian showed sumptuous technique to keep his shot down and rifle it in from 15 yards with Van der Sar unable to react.
There were 54 minutes played and the game was very much alive. The committed challenges continued, David Luiz on Hernandez, Ivanovic on Nani and then a tackle from behind by the Chelsea scorer on the Man United scorer that earned a booking. David Luiz later tangled off the ball with Rooney leading to protests from the visitors. The new signing from Benfica was at the heart of the action!
Ancelotti kept his promise to involve Drogba by giving him the last half-hour in place of Anelka.
Rooney was next to show however, finding space down the Chelsea right but firing his shot across goal, and then with 15 minutes to go he turned past the tight-marking David Luiz but shot at Cech.
Essien became Chelsea's third booked player for pushing over Evra shortly before the foul that turned the game firmly back in Chelsea's favour.
On his last visit to the Bridge, Smalling scored an own-goal winner for Chelsea against Fulham. Today he hung out a leg as substitute Zhirkov burst past him following a Lampard pass and the ref pointed to the spot. Lampard was unerring from 12 yards, smacking the penalty high past Van der Sar.


via  Chelsea TV

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Friday, February 18, 2011

SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!

perkare pelik dan kelakar berlaku hari ni di skolah,. hahah

RAJA : weii fahhmiii,
FAHMI : hahahahahaha
RAJA : bakpe mu nihhh ???
FAHMI : hahahahahahahaha
SHEIKH : hahahahahaha
RAJA : basteng, wei bangsatt, bakpe ka gelaknyerr,. ??? errr =='
FAHMI : zzii ziii ziiii
RAJA : natang mnde tuhh??/
SHEIKH : hahahahahahhaha
RAJA : weiiii, ckp laaa,. k fine, putus member,. :(
FAHMI : zip ka ta tutup,. hahahahahahahahahahahahha
RAJA : HAH????? ehhhh, bakpe ta bgtau awal-awal..
SHEIKH : hahahahahhahah
RAJA : bolok sheikh =='
FAHMI : waktu perhimpunan tadi pon ka ta tutup ke zip ka???
RAJA : mne aq tau.. ta prasan laaa,. haihh :(
FAHMI : hahahahahahaha
SHEIKH : hahahahahahah

mujur dorang jer yg prasan, klau stu skola prasan malu aq,. haihh!!!, ade ke dorang bley gelak tgk member ta tutup zip,. klau ye pon tegur la dulu bru gelak,. haihh!!!,. yg si sheikh, pahceroh gelok,. bongok,. hahaha, nyanyuk aq hari ni, sampai lupe nk tutup zipl,. hahahahahaha, :DD
alhamdulillah,. demam semakin surut,. haha,. lega skit, hari ni aq ta tau la nape, ta berhenti gelak dari pagi hingge la habis skola,. byk sgt mnde lawak yg telah berlaku di kelas 4  Venus,. haha, kelas paling best bagi aq, masing2 ade karenah masing2,. haha sorang mcm ni sorang lagi mcm nihh,. haha, nak nak Akhiar, bile die ckp mesti stu gelas gelak, hahahaha, gagap dohhh, haha, yg si tahir, mmg cm sial, kuat nganking org, pastu kene "lanjau" dlm kelas,. wakaka, yang si hanis, org panggil die org tua sbb dlm kelas slalu nyanyi lagu jiwang,. hahahaha,, the bes class that i have,. ceh cehh, haha,. oke that's all,. tata guys, :D

Thursday, February 17, 2011

HAAA HAAAAA HAACHOMMMM!!!!!!!!

cm sial,. demam la plak,. haih!!! hidung ta berhenti2 kuar hingus,. ewwww,. haha, sekse wehhhh,, nk **** pon ade,. haihh!!! pastu hari rabu kene kawad dalam panas,. nk pitam aq,. bangang tol,. nk bt cmne,. mnde da jadi, tu je kot, haha, sooo pendek, oke, tata :) HACHOOOO,.haha

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

HAYATILAH KISAH MAULIDURRASUlL

Kelebihan Nabi Muhammad.

Dari Jabir katanya : Berkata Rasulullah yang ertinya :

Aku telah diberikan 5 perkara yang tidak seorag pun daripada para nabi sebelum ku diberikan :

1. Aku ditolong dengan daya menakutkan musuh sejauh perjalanan sebulan.
2. Diuntukkan bagiku bumi ini ,dimana-mana sahaja boleh dijadikan tempat bersujud dan keadaannya suci .Maka sebarang umatku yang telah dating kepadanya waktu sembahyang,hendaklan tambpil sembahyang.
3. Dihalalkan harta rampasan perang bagikubdan tidak halal bagi seorang pun sebelum ku.
4. Aku diberi kuasa untuk beri syafaat.
5. Setiap nabi dibangkitkan untuk menyeru kaumnya sahaja,tapi aku dibangkitkan untuk menyeru seluruh manusia.

RASUL-RASUL PENJAGA LANGIT

Lapisan 1 : Nabi Adam
Lapisan 2 : Nabi isa dan Yahya
Lapisan 3 : Nabi Yusuf
Lapisan 4 : Nabi Idris
Lapisan 5 : Nabi Harun
Lapisan 6 : Nabi Musa
Lapisan 7 : Nabi Ibrahim.


WASIAT NABI MUHAMMAD SAW kepada SAYIDINA ALI RA

Wahai Ali, bagi orang MUKMIN ada 3 tanda-tandanya:
>1) Tidak terpaut hatinya pada harta benda dunia.
>2) Tidak terpesona dengan pujuk rayu.
>3) Benci terhadap perbualan dan perkataan sia-sia..

Wahai Ali, bagi orang 'ALIM itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Jujur dalam berkata-kata.
>2) Menjauhi segala yg haram.
>3) Merendahkan diri.
Wahai Ali, bagi orang yg JUJUR itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Merahasiakan ibadahnya.
>2) Merahasiakan sedekahnya.
>3) Merahasiakan ujian yg menimpanya.

>Wahai Ali, bagi org yg TAKWA itu ada 3 tanda2nya:
>1) Takut berlaku dusta dan keji.
>2) Menjauhi kejahatan.
>3) Memohon yang halal kerana takut jatuh dalam keharaman.
>
>Wahai Ali, bagi 

itu ada 3 tanda2 AHLI IBADAH itu ada 3 tandanya:
>1) Mengawasi dirinya.
>2) Menghisab dirinya.
>3) Memperbanyakkan ibadah kepada Allah s.w.t.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Avril Lavigne: What The Hell

You say that I'm messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
All 'cause I was making out with your friends (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 

You're on your knees 
Begging please 
Stay with me 
But honestly 
I just need to be a little crazy 

All my life I've been good but now, woah, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about 
If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby, baby 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

What... what... what... What the hell? 

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 

You're on your knees 
Begging please 
Stay with me 
But honestly 
I just need to be a little crazy 

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about 
If you love me, if you hate me 
You can't save me, baby, baby 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah... 
La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah... 

You say that I'm messing with your head 
Boy, I like messing in your bed 
Yeah, I am messing with your head 
When I'm messing with you in bed 

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell (what the hell) 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about (I don't care about) 
All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell 
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about. (if you love me) 
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no) 
You can't save me, baby, baby (if you love me) 
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell 

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la